Day 10: An itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny, bit pissed off

So, I've told you how I've written a novel, right?

Well, I post my novels on Figment. And on Figment sometimes you "Swap" with another author, meaning you review theirs, they reviews yours, and its all happy. Its been over 24 hours and this person has not done their end of the swap. O_O I'm going to murder them.

Ok, I'm totally overreacting. They'll probably review in the next day or two.

BUT WHAT IF THEY DON'T. 

This kind of shit is why I can't be on a mood high while trying to promote my writing. Because I get irritable and mean and a little bit crazy...

So, I told you I would tell you a story, so here it is. And for safety's sake I will change names, so hopefully no one I know ever finds this. O_O

let's set the scene. I was in my friend Marissa's basement and me and my friends were all hanging out. I had a boyfriend at the time, named Matt. It was only eighth grade, so it wasn't serious. But the whole group was sitting in a circle when, out of the blue, one of my friends, Alan, decides to be a prick.

"Grace and Matt should kiss!" Before I could protest, he stood, and motioned to everyone else. "C'mon guys, let's give them some privacy."

AND THE ENTIRE GROUP BUT MATT AND I FOLLOWED HIM OUT.

*cue awkward music* 

So Matt and I sat awkwardly in silence for awhile, and I liked the kid, but I wasn't at all in love with him. He was just fun to talk to and nice, so I dated him. Anyway, Matt suddenly looks at me, and says, "You know, I really would like to kiss you, Grace."

He begins to lean towards me, and then, right there, I get a nauseous feeling in my stomach. Without a second thought, I muttered, "I have to go to the bathroom."

And I ran upstairs and puked. I was mortified at the time, but now I can't help but laugh at it. But I barely talked to Matt the rest of the entire night after that, and gave him an awkward hug goodbye.


The next week I broke up with Matt...

Ok, I'm awful, I broke his heart, but honestly, guys, he tried to kiss me and I puked. if that wasn't a sigh I didn't like him I don't know what was.

So that is my story for the day. I'm an awful, despicable human being who pukes when her boyfriend says he wants to kiss her haha. Why am I laughing? God, if Matt knew... I dunno. But thank the dear lords he does not know. That would have made our break up so much more awkward.

Long story short, my life is a sitcom, and I am a mess.

On the plus side, saw a cute boy at big boy, so I've got that going for me.

Hope you have a lovely night.

Love,

Grace